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Thursday, July 17, 2003


Ah whoseline never ceases to make me laugh...never!
"greatest hits"
Ryan: You know i really liked liberachis songs
Collin: Liberachi sang?
Ryan: Yes, but i think i like his sister Marys music more, so lets hear some Mariachi

"greatest hits" (diff one)
Ryan: You know my favorite song on this cd is Bluegrass
....
Ryan: One of my favorite styles is Blues
Collin: You really like the color blue dont you?
.....
Ryan: Some of the greatest music on this Cd set is Soul music
Collin: Yes and sometimes thats blue too....

Good stuff, REAL good stuff

Emil's thoughts took float @ 11:50 PM

Wednesday, July 16, 2003


woo a post that isnt an aim conversation! well i must say that whose line has really brightened up my vacation. god i love that show. its one of the only things that can make me laugh so hard that i cry. colin and ryan are especially the best. lol for those of you who missed some of the good ones
"Weird News Casters"
Drew: Ryan youre the weatherman and youre a mercenary who wants to kill everyone in the studio and take their job
Ryan: I wanna kill everyone?
Drew: Yeah thats your mission
Ryan: So am I a missionary or a mercenary?
Drew: A mercenary missionizing

"Film Theater and Movie Styles"
Drew: Horrow Film
Ryan: (to Cathy) Are you married to him (Colin)
Cathy: No
Ryan: You whore
Collin: Horror...horror

"Who Wants to be a millionair" Jerry Springer Version

Collin: Ok youre with your transvestite lover at a party what to you pass her as a)your uncle b) your brother c) your sister d)your husband
Ryan: Well i dont know much abour vampires i think im gonna have to phone a friend
Collin: I said transvestite not transylvannia *punch*
Ryan: Oh, well ill have to phone the mother of my baby, my cousin

god that show is great. nothing tops it, nothing

Emil's thoughts took float @ 11:15 PM

Monday, July 14, 2003


Talkin about college room mates....

sheenyi85: what if you get an arabian?
ekaslime: as long as they bathe and have semi decent manners and sleeping habits
sheenyi85: what if they wake you up at 6am for the call to Allah?
ekaslime: then ill feast in his face during ramadan
sheenyi85: lol
sheenyi85: what if he goes on a jihad against you?
ekaslime: ill go on a crusade:-D
sheenyi85: just called everyone to go to davis for the 3rd crusades

and then talking about cindys roommate for summer...she sent cindy some email describing her and i was just throwing my commentary around

ekaslime: shes a dirty blonde!
ekaslime: two ways to take that one!
ekaslime: O:-)
sheenyi85: uhhh... I wouldn't know...
ekaslime: she said hehe *slaps forehead*
ekaslime: hardcore sewing machine?! my god what is she some arts and crafts nerd?!
sheenyi85: I guess
ekaslime: that is hilarious
ekaslime: lol im a dirty blonde

Emil's thoughts took float @ 11:37 PM

Sunday, July 13, 2003


Leave it to Becky to have "decent" conversation...

Dancekat99: *nods*
ekaslime: ah politics
Dancekat99: :-P
ekaslime: you can always count on becky to giv eyou a *verb*/smiley/3word answer
ekaslime: not that thats special...
Dancekat99: it's 11:30. There's no way I'm going to be verbose. So there.
ekaslime: sureeeeeeeee
Dancekat99: hmph
ekaslime: now if i had a little javert in my head and if i could toss in a few men whose heads were about to get lobed off
ekaslime: THEN youd talk to me
Dancekat99: um.
ekaslime: i just realized that the pirate guy in pirates of the caribbean
ekaslime: geoffrey....
ekaslime: was javert in the "bad version" of les mis
Dancekat99: Mr. Rush? Yes, is Javert in the Evil Les Mis Mobie
ekaslime: he hasnt done any other big mov ies
Dancekat99: yeah he has
Dancekat99: Shakespeare in Love and I think he was in Elizabeth
ekaslime: sorry i dont watch that evil elizabethan muck *sticks up nose and walks away*
Dancekat99: Hmph
ekaslime: did you drop something?
Dancekat99: huh?
ekaslime: hmph...like something feel on the floor
Dancekat99: hehehehe
Dancekat99: never thought of that
ekaslime: i can see it
ekaslime: it falls and then the dust cloud goes up
ekaslime: like a book in some old dusty library w/ a wooden floor
ekaslime: *picturing things*
Dancekat99: hehehe
Dancekat99: you gonna be there Tuesday?
ekaslime: maybe
ekaslime: maybe as in 85%
Dancekat99: hmph. Be there :-D
Dancekat99: 'cause I say
ekaslime: something else fell!
ekaslime: i think your organs are leaking outta your head
ekaslime: and going hmph
Dancekat99: yeah. that would explain why I can't concentrate

Emil's thoughts took float @ 11:41 PM

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